No Discretion

My daughter and I were sitting together recently, each of us enjoying a small snack.  She chimes in and says to me, "Mommy, you're getting a belly like [my teacher]."  (Who happens to be about eight months pregnant.)

I guess maybe I should do a bit less snacking.

Honesty

My middle child was very honest the other day.  My dad, who is well known throughout the family to lay in the floor and sleep, did indeed lay down in the floor with the intention of going to sleep.  The middle child witnessed this and said, "Granddad, please just don't snore too loud."

From my middle child

Randomly...

"Do you like pimentos?"

When Referring to Her Socks This Morning

"Mama, when I was smaller, these were bigger."