New to Me

This saying may have been around the block a time or two, but it is completely new to me.  So here goes.

Tonight my boys were chanting, "First is the worst, Second is the best, Third is the one with hair on its chest!"

Shopping for Clothes

Not much will snap you back into reality like shopping for clothes with a four-year-old.  (WITH.  Not FOR.)

Oh her brutal, honest opinion.  "Mommy, you have a fat tummy."

I'm reminded of this.

"Don't take a shower, guys"

In the car last night our MC announces, "Don't take a shower when we get home, guys, cuz I gotta poop."  (Because when he flushed, the change in water pressure would cause the shower water to be too hot.)

In a strange--and slightly disgusting--way, he was being thoughtful of his family members.